From Anne Miano

10 things historians 50 years from now will conclude about Willie Baronet after reading archives of his blog.

1. He never discovered lined paper.
   
2. He spent all day online.
   
3. He loved spitting.
   
4. He wrestled with turning the corner, which would both bring him salvation and take him out of his comfort zone.
   
5. He couldn’t draw eyes.
   
6. He didn’t realize that hairballs contain more vomit than hair.
   
7. He had nothing going on in September 2005
   
8. He had everything going on in September 2005
   
9. He did drawings Saturday through Thursday, and illustrations on Fridays.
10. He liked boobs.

Happy Birthday, Willie, you wonderful man.

Anne